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Sher qiz terefinden, anaya yazilir... Ananin sozune qulaq asaraq, qonaqliqda qiz alkogol ichmir. Amma mashini surub eve gelmek ieteyende, ichkili terefinden mashini vurulur, ve qiz olur... Hamini, ichib sukan arxasinda oturmaqdan evvel, dushunmeye… more »

He Elahezret Eylence Ehli, deyirem 1 az filosoflux edek... Shekildeki qedehi gorursunuz? Sizce agirligi ne qederdir? 120 ml? 200 ml? Siz onu elinizde tutub, qolunuzu duz uzatsaniz, 1 - 2 deqiqe saxlaya bilersinizmi? Tebii ki, he... Bes 2 - 3 saa… more »

Belke mene komek edesiniz Azeriye tercumeye? :) Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop. ************ A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject! ************ Chi… more »

A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is computer ?… more »

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem Science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and..... Prof: So you believe in God? Student: Absolutely, sir. Prof: Is God good? Studen… more »

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(P.S. SHEKILDE DISHI shir qishqirir: MEN DEYESEN SENE DEMISHDIM AXI AXSHAM 10-DAN GEC GELME! :) ) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Bir kishi arvadinizi ogurlayirsa, onda ondan, bu qadini saxlamaqd… more »

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I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: “You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It s… more »

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over… more »