Miss World Questions

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......................... (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... (Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause! Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................ (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! ) Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)