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  07. 03. 12 11:01, by Janulka, Categories: ...
by: Janulka Birinci sinifdə oxuyan Samir hər gün Fatma müəlliməsinə şikayət edirmiş: - Müəllimə, mənim yerim bura deyil, 3-cü sinifdir. Mənim bacım 3-cü sinifdə oxuyur, amma mən ən az onun qədər ağıllıyam. Sonda Fatma müəllimə bezir, Samiri götürüb müdirin yanına aparır. Müdir deyir ki, "İmtahan eləyək uşağı, əgər suallara cavab versə qoyaq 3-cü sinfə". Müdir sual verir: - 2x2 neçə edər? Samir: - 4 - 9x8? - 72 - Neçə fəsil var? - 4 Fatma müəllimə deyir: - Müdir, icazə verin bir-iki sual da mən verim. - Buyurun. Fatma müəllimə: - Samir, o nədir ki, inəkdə 4 dənədir, məndə 2 dənə? Samir: - Ayaq - Bes sənin şalvarında olan, menimkində isə olmayan nədir? - Cib - Müdir, uşaq agillıdır, gəlin onu 3-cü sinfə keçirək. Müdir: - 3 yox, 5-ci sinfə. Çünki son iki suala mən səhv cavab verdim Millət, siz də "müdir"lə razısınızmı?! :D :D

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