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Kishiler Arvadlarina Uduzanda...
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1.
Mashinla uzaq yere geden erle arvadin arasinda soz olur, ve aciqli oturublar. Bir az kechende, kishi uzaqdan okuzle ineyi arvadina gosterib, arvadini dolamaq niyyeti ile,
-Bunlar senin qohumlarin olarlar - deyir.
-He,-arvadi cavab verir- qaynanamla qaynatamdi
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2.
Kishi arvadina:
- Nece olur ki, sen eyni zamanda bele gyozel, ve sefeh ola bilersen?
- Bilirsen, ezizim, meni Allah gyozel yaradib ki, sen mene vurulasan. Meni SEFEH yaradib ki, MEN SENE VURULUM...
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3.
Kishi chox danishan arvadinin yanina gelib, ferehle jurnalda bir yazini gosterib deyir:
- Bax, gorursen, subut olunub ki, arvadlar gunde 30,000 soz ishledir, kishiler 15,000!
- Bu ona gyoredir ki, arvadlar erlerine her sozu 2 defe demelidirler
- NE?
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4.
Erle arvadi 1-1-lerini danishdirmirmishlar. Birden kishinin yadina dushur ki, seher 8-de uchmalidir, ve 5-de arvadi bunu oyatmalidi... Amma arvadi ile birinci danishib "uduzmaq" istemir. Odur ki, arvadi gyorecek yerde, kagiza "SEHER 5-DE MENI OYAT" yazib, qoyur...
Seher oyanir gyorur seher saat 9:30-dur... O yan bu yana goz gezdirib, gorur ki, arvadi balishinin yanina, kagizda bu sozleri yazib qoyub: "SEHER 5-DIR, OYAN"
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MENCE BU ANEKDOTLARI QADINLAR DUSHUNUBLER
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Hehehehehehehe kim fikirleşib düüüüüüüz fikirleşib :lol: Halal olsun hemin fikirleşen beyinciye :))
07. 05. 07 @ 04:35
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07. 05. 07 @ 04:43
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Hara yatım ??? Birazdan seher idmanına gedecem :lol: Derem neteheri merdsen :) Acı heqiqet olsada yene de boynuna alırsan :)Bravo...
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