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Just for Laughs
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
**********
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
**********
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
**********
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
This entry was posted on September 30th, 2006 at 16:43:55 by Maybach and is filed under Public.
12 comments
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Comment from: AYAN [Visitor]
Prikolnidirlar ama Santayla bagli olani voobshe gulmelidir.
2006-09-30 @ 16:04
AYAN,
Santayla elaqeli olan menim de daha chox xoshuma geldi :)))
2006-09-30 @ 16:43
Comment from: QaqMaN [Visitor]
o birilerin basha dushmesemde SANTA ile olani basha dushdum :D loooooool
2006-09-30 @ 17:48
Comment from: MUTANTKA [Visitor]
:))))))))))))))))))))))))
nir4 nir4 u6aqlarin terbiyesin pozan sen deme ele bu santalar imi6 :))))))))))
2006-09-30 @ 20:06
AYAN,
bunlari mene bir dostum gondermishdi, bir neche yaxshisini sechib yerleshdirdim burada. Niye sorushdun ki?
2006-10-01 @ 20:11
Comment from: AYAN [Visitor]
Ona gore sorushdum ki, dedim belke hansisa kitabdandir, ya da ki hansisa saytdan goturmusense mene deyerdin, men de onlari oxuyardim. Ne ise bunlara gore de chox-chox sagol.
2006-10-01 @ 21:36
AYAN,
teshekkur etmeye deymez. Rastima chixdiqca letifeler yerleshdirmeye chalishacagam blogumda.
2006-10-01 @ 22:55
Gozmuncugu geldi!Santa zor anekdot idi :)