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Gozel ehvalat... Ingilis dilinde... Sorry
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Sh*t."
4 comments
Comment from: Most Known Unknown [Visitor]
:))) "ishe dushmek" buna deyirler de:)) E'laydi:)
04. 11. 06 @ 09:36
Comment from: AYAN [Visitor]
Arvad ozu naprasilas chto bi eri desinki he evlenecem, sonradan da erini sual-cavaba tutur.
Klevo, pobolshe takix istoriy.
04. 11. 06 @ 11:37
Comment from: sensitive [Visitor]
Heee demeli bele... bes kishi bilmirdi ki bu "qadin tayfasi" chox qorxuludur hech onlardan neyise gizletmek olar, o saat ustunu achirlar, tak chto ehtiyati elden vermek olmaz :))
04. 11. 06 @ 14:01
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